You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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