Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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