Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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