Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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