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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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