Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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