oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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