Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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