he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Even my vagina gasped.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
