I cockslap morals
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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