Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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