turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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