Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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