he wants to bone in the snuggie
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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