Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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