Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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