I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
So. Much. Porn.
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