HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Every concussion has its silver lining
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
