Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He has the fingertips of a God
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