too bad you live with your parents still
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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