how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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