oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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