Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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