I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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