Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Damn victory sex feels great
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