I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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