Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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