try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
