Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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