Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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