drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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