Did you just see the Batmobile???
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!