i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...