i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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