I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
COCAINE IS GR8
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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