I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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