I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
People in love make me want to vomit
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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