But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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