who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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