And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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