I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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