It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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