That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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