I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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