youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
