If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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