Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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