We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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