my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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