I have demons in me.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.