Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The beers last night were like the tears from god
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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