hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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