Im at strip club and am horny
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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