But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Semen is not good for contacts.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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