bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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