Nicole vs. Life
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
my liver is dry heaving
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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